Here are my results from the What Kind of Postmodernist Are You quiz. It’s pretty entertaining. I’m not entirely sure what the image has to do with me being a theory slut. I guess she looks pretty hip and with the potential for being pensive, which I relate to. And I wouldn’t be entirely surprised if she had an awesome tattoo on her back, like a telegraph clicker or a Gutenberg press, both of which I aspire to having tattooed on my back. But I’m not sure what that has to do with theory. Also, the word “slut” is in my postmodernist type, and the image is of a scantily clad female. I’m pretty sure that they aren’t trying to make a connection between the common usage of “slut” and the metaphorical one found in the typology. But they risked that ambiguity by selecting this photo. Does my analysis make me even more of a theory slut? I will stop typing now.
(At the end of the test they let you see the entire typology, which I found ver
y entertaining.)

You are a Theory Slut. The true elite of the
postmodernists, you collect avant-garde
Indonesian hiphop compilations and eat journal
articles for breakfast. You positively live
for theory. It really doesn’t matter what
kind, as long as the words are big and the
paragraph breaks few and far between.
What kind of postmodernist are you!?
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